I like all things smooth. <\/p>\n
I like friendships that go smooth… and Craigslist<\/a> deals that go smooth. I like smooth clean sheets – and pretty smooth new CDs<\/a>. <\/p>\n My arms are really smooth right now cuz I just showered and put on a bunch of yummy smelling lotion. As I type I can feel my smooth buttered up arms greasin around on the desk. (uh… that part is nicer than it may sound :)<\/p>\n Friendster<\/a> is so *not* smooth. GAWD. Can that site get any more SLOW? hmph! <\/p>\n My computer not having enough RAM, and pissing me off on a daily basis because of it, is SOO not smooth. <\/p>\n My kitchen floor is way *not* smooth because it needs to be mopped worse than possibly any kitchen floor in this whole city. I hate mopping. And scrubbing the tub. Seriously, does anyone want to take care of those two things for me? Actually – if you can do that & take care of the damn dog next door who barks ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME. that would be great. Cute dog & all – but someone save her from her miserable “I’m so bored all I can do is bark to keep myself company” existance in her backyard that is LITERALLY pushing me over the edge!!!! I wake up to it every morning & have to hear it all day. That put’s serious ripples in my otherwise smooth like butta’ disposition.<\/p>\n My day has gone pretty smooth. Working my booty off has helped… but the long list still remains. Working hard is fun though… and rewarding. Concept on that one, huh?<\/p>\n You know what smooth and creamy delight I get to have later? Homemade punkin pie!!! Lyne unfortunately can’t come to Kristin’s dinner party tonite, but I still get to swing by & pick up her pie… oh man am I excited!! I love whip cream so much I’m almost a tad more excited for that!! I like all things smooth. I like friendships that go smooth… and Craigslist deals that go smooth. I like smooth clean sheets – and pretty smooth new CDs. My arms are really smooth right now cuz I just showered and Read more…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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