{"id":405,"date":"2003-12-09T17:47:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-10T01:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/dev\/?p=405"},"modified":"2003-12-09T17:47:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-10T01:47:00","slug":"oh-where-do-i-begin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/2003\/12\/oh-where-do-i-begin\/","title":{"rendered":"oh where do I begin??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is today Tuesday? <em>shiiiiiiiit<\/em> &#8211; I have so much to do and already it&#8217;s Tuesday 5pm. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;BloG!&#8221;, says the angry public. (well, actually just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mostlymeat.com\">Ajax<\/a>, he needs a fix :) Boy don&#8217;t I KNOW IT! Since he doesn&#8217;t blog over every single weekend and I am literally crawling on the floor jonesin for the next post. It&#8217;s agonizing. But how cool is that name? &#8220;Ajax&#8221;? I might name my first kid that. Or &#8220;Five&#8221;. That&#8217;d be a cool name. And I&#8217;d spell it &#8220;5ive&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>DUDE I&#8217;m listening to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.outkast.com\">OutKast<\/a>!!!!! The whole CD!!! It&#8217;s way different than I thought! I dig it!!! I almost thought my friend made the CD wrong &#8211; but &#8220;Hey Ya&#8221; just came on and the world is right again. [You should <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/bands\/az\/outkast\/artist.jhtml\">watch the video<\/a>, if you haven&#8217;t already] I&#8217;m a sucker for the part of the song that goes &#8220;shake it like a polaroid-picture&#8221; &#8211; that&#8217;s genius. <\/p>\n<p>So tonite is Rosie Thomas\/Damien Jurado &#8211; should be a good show&#8230; I love <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rosiethomas.com\">Rosie Thomas<\/a>. Hopefully she&#8217;ll do some of her crazy standup. She&#8217;s so funny.. when she talks she has this teeny little sweet voice&#8230;. and then when she sings it&#8217;s this beautiful lavender melody of silk ribbons and cream. How was that for a description? I&#8217;m trying to make my reviews more interesting. Adjectives defy me though, so I might start kinda rusty. Things go through my head like how soft the insides of banana peels feel when you rub them between your fingers.. but somehow I think that reviewing someone&#8217;s voice with that image doesn&#8217;t really do the trick. Hey &#8211; I&#8217;m TRYING! Don&#8217;t put me in a box &#8211; I must think FREEEEEEELY!!!! <\/p>\n<p>This reminds me of back in high school, how my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/willotoons.fotki.com\/saturday_day\/dscn5444.html\">John<\/a> &#038; I used to make up songs on the fly. Or random words &#8211; and we pissed off my friend Michelle once cuz she didn&#8217;t know about our stupid little game. John is REALLY good at makin up songs and words on the fly. He&#8217;s a musician, songwriter and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kfmu.com\/profiles.php\">DJ<\/a>, therefore inherently better at this whole &#8220;word thing&#8221; than I am. <\/p>\n<p>So today I got up to find an email from one of my <a href=\"javascript:alert('really darling, I am just sayin that to flatter myself. I only *wish* youd stalk me like some creepy freak... instead you just steal my blog ideas and bitch when I havent posted fast enough for you. Ya thats right - thats how I play... take that Son of Glam!!');\" onMouseOver=\"window.status=' footnote '; return true\" title=\"info\">semi-stalking indie friends<\/a>  had forwarded me a CL post from the &#8220;missed connections&#8221; area &#8211; about ME!! oh my!!<\/p>\n<p>Pretty funny. I&#8217;m sure it will only be a matter of time before this &#8220;du&#8221; either finds that my whole life is in fact online(!) or he&#8217;ll get the nerve up to say hi to me at the next show. Anyway &#8211; I&#8217;m hoping to rack up more missed connection posts about me on CL. hahahaa :) I think I should win some &#8220;Greatest Luck EVER&#8221; Award from Craigslist. I can&#8217;t tell you how much I love that site. It&#8217;s *RANDOMLY* brought me oh so many good friends and oh so much joy and pleasure (and cold hard cash, which is *almost* as good as the pleasure, but not quite). <\/p>\n<p>I got to go have lunch w\/ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boykani.com\/weblog\/weblog.htm\">Darren<\/a> today &#8211; which was awesome. I&#8217;m psyched to finally sit down &#038; chat w\/ the boy &#8211; he&#8217;s doing such great things w\/ his art &#8211; and it&#8217;s inspiring. I really haven&#8217;t seen him except for the <a href=\"http:\/\/willotoons.fotki.com\/september03\/dscn6463b.html\">one time<\/a> my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trinachow.com\/blog\/\">Trina<\/a> &#038; I met him at a life drawing class a couple months back. Then he referred a client to me, which I&#8217;ve been SOO grateful for cuz I absolutely love the client! So I <a href=\"javascript:alert('completely the LEAST I could do - I think I actually owe him like 5 more or something really really nice... he s a good guy.');\" onMouseOver=\"window.status=' footnote '; return true\" title=\"info\">owed him lunch<\/a>, we exchanged some CDs, talked art &#038; creativity &#8211; it was cool&#8230; left me hungry for more!! I need to be doing my art more\/be more surrounded in art\/go to more openings, etc. Music has consumed me, which is a very good thing, but I need to balance it out for my own creative growth. <\/p>\n<p>I ran a few errands after that &#8211; VOTED!!! WAHOO! and am finally home to catch up on emails &#8211; and yes&#8230;. blog! Boy, I sure wish I could spill some of the juicier tidbits here&#8230;.. but alas, please do your best to use your most creative and adventurous imagining. :) I&#8217;m a smiling happy girl. <\/p>\n<p>I have no idea what I&#8217;m blogging about anymore.. I&#8217;m still listening to this crazy Jazzy\/Rappy OutKast CD.. my friend Elana just called to see if I want to model for the Yoga Journal this weekend.. I gave her some friends names but told her I&#8217;d be her last resort. Sounds like fun&#8230; doesn&#8217;t she know I&#8217;m 350lbs? Guess Yoga Journal likes em big these days. YAY for big women!!!! <\/p>\n<p>Volumptiously yours and yours and yours,<br \/>\n<br \/>~ willo<br \/>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is today Tuesday? shiiiiiiiit &#8211; I have so much to do and already it&#8217;s Tuesday 5pm. &#8220;BloG!&#8221;, says the angry public. (well, actually just Ajax, he needs a fix :) Boy don&#8217;t I KNOW IT! Since he doesn&#8217;t blog over  <a href=\"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/2003\/12\/oh-where-do-i-begin\/\">Read more&hellip;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2014.willolovesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}