Apple is a big fat bully. I try to be nice and what does he do… he steals my lunch money!

The new iPod came out. TWO weeks after I bought mine. For Christ sake – is there a god? Yes… an evil, mean God named AppleGod who wants to take all my money and then right when I think I’ve gotten something good for that money he pulls a Nelson “heheh” and says, “SUCKER! Now it’s $100 cheaper AND cooler!”

:*(

p.s. No wonder they had *free* engraving for the 30 days prior to this release… so no, I can’t return it. What a jerk.