how to smell like a brewery, 101

1. meet friends at zeitgeist for happy hour

1a. have a few beers there (arguing with your friend over how GODDAMN good New Castle and Chimay are over Anchor Steam. I mean, Anchor Steam is fine – but HELLO!? You DON’T like New Castle!?! It’s like nectar!!!!!!!!

1b. meet random people you have talked to on the internet but never meet in person. have a surreal experience that keeps you glowing for the rest of the night

2. go to concert

2a. love band so much your on the 3rd row & rockin out, sweating and all…

2b. want to put your hair back cuz it’s hot

(this is where it really gets good)

2c. hold your plastic cup-o-beer in your mouth to have both hands to manuever the hair dealio.

2d. decide you want more hair in your hair thingy and shake your head back to gather it all up.

2e. spill almost your entire beer down your face and shirt.

3. laugh at the fact that no one else saw you and you now, successfully, smell like a brewery. This has brought us to the #1 reason why NOT to drive home tonight, but that’s another 101 all in itself. So for now, consider our mission accomplished.

Nobody noticed the smelling like a brewery part for the rest of the night. Probably because they too had already been around much smoke & drink…… but for the record, I did run into some reeeally old friends tonite too! Dayshia (sp?) and Ann Acker!! We went to high school together!!! Seems fitting to run into peeps I knew a decade ago, seeing as how I’m hitting my 10 year high school reunion NEXT WEEKEND!!

Ok, time for bed. A big hello & goodnight to Ze Captain.