Ok. I go to my pantry to get myself some cereal… and what do I find? ANTS!!!! Those little F*ERS!!!!! Mass genocide went down on those little shits… Can’t someone notify Ant Headquarters and let them know they’re NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!! in my house!!!!!

Anyway – I was forced to eat the scary “big apple” because all the ants had gotten into my cereal. And now I’m afraid I’m growing at an alarming rate.

My head is almost about to hit the ceiling, and I can’t fit in my Aeron chair anymore… and I’m having to type this with a pen because my fingers are too big to type on the keyboard. I don’t even think I can fit out the door!! OH NO!